Tuesday, March 04, 2008

ol glen turner n thet guy from alabama

i jes dont unnerstand how thet guy from alabama has done what all he is a doin
i guess it is all thet polish hes got and that suave way he has bout him
he is a good hand shaker you can bet on that
we had a guy come thru here yers ago selling some smelly stuff called koscot
old glen turner was his name he was slicker than well he was slick
he didnt even talk bout his smellin stuff he just told us how much money we was all a gonna make if we joined his club thing
he was a sellin us an opportunity not no oils n stuff
he was a sellin making money the easy life somethin for nothing but boy was he good at it he had a silver tonge jus like old alabama

he only had a 3rd grade education and a hair lip
an after the big war ii he sold german sewing machines
he sed he got knocked on his arse more than once by some guy who fout in the war and didnt want no german machine
well old glen sold them all then he went back and sold themm more stuff and made his first million
he sed he went bankrupt three times and each time he went to court in a cadillac
doggies he had a silver tongue
there was jus somethin about him that made you like him n he was a selling gettin somethin for nuthin the easy way kinda like old alabama is doin
old alabama culd sell koscot and make millions doin it
they is both selling something for nuthin
they is both gonna take care of everythin for us




as essy sez pie in the sky guys