happen in church today

we had kindee a strang theeng happen in church today

there was this older cuple that had been going to our church regular for a long time but they kindee kep to themselves an we didnt no them tu well

his missus had beena coming by herself for the last few weeks or so cause she said her husband had not been feelin too good

well they com today

i guess he wasnt feelin that goodd but the missus wanted him to try to go cause she was a good church goer n didnt want to miss too much church goin

his missus tol him that ifn he got to feelin poorly to just get up n go outside and wait for the end of the sunday chuch service

so they come to church service and he put his hat down under his seat in the wire thing that they had to put hats and things

bout halfway thru the church service he got to feelin poorly n told his missus mother i think i am a going

she was kinde perturned but his missus sed o alright john go ahead an go but dont forget yur hat

so john reeched down for his hat under the seat in the wire thing well he jes kept goin n died right there on the church floor

we will be a goin to his funral in a few days

our ol church

i wuz thinkin back to the days when i wuz a little boy and how the whole family asways got dressed up on a sunday mornin and headed for our old cuntry church

we only had six people in the cwire but they did ther best n they filled thet old chuch with some purty good music

we was all so pour in them days thet the pastor dint even take up a collection dint even pass the basket around

whut he wuld do is ever week or so he would visit all the houses of the people in the church and ifn they had anythin at all they would slip it to him as he was leven

sumtimes people wuld give him food n stuff ifn they didnt have no money

in them days we didnt get payed for not raisin stuff like we do nowaadays so when them mines closed up there was nuthin pa culd do to get no money

nowadays we get paid by the guvenment to not do a whole lotta stuff they giv us a whole listastuff dthet ifen we didnt farm it and raise it they would pay us for not a doin it sos we got money now to put in the basket we we ago to church

wes waitin too for thet president guy from alabama send us somma thet money he is a passin out so much

sunday mornin

its a purty sunday mornin n i had essie take this pitcure offn our porch

yu can see why we likes it here so much

essie is gettin all the kids redy and we will be hedin for church soon and see what ol pastor duggins has to say

last sunday he was a talkin bout how they issa taken the bible outta schools and guvernment n everthin and how it wernt right to do thet cause when they started this cuntry they was reedin the bible then and we should still be reeding it and duin what it sez

the pastor sumtimes gets talkin and dont loook at his watch an we sit there for a long time lisstenen sometimes for tu or three hours but it duz us good to be hearing what he has to say cause it always leeds to sumthin in the bible n thet makes it good

we will be a comin back for bible study tonight and then maybe go to the grange hall n sit round and discuss thins thet issa happinen in the world

i know we put all the pigs in a fenced in area in the back and dont let them run around the yard with all this pig flu thing goin round

i dont know how our hogs cudda gotten anything cause they aint never been offen our place

i duz seem to be a bad thin goin round though

talk to u later after church

thet degenrate woman

we wuz at the store the other afternoon and they had that blon gal in the tennis shoes on on their tv an we cided to watch it

well she started out by doin a dance like none i ever saw
member on thet show with thet comedy guy and the fat guy and the funny guy and thet woman well they used to laugh when thet woman did her dance but im thinking it was about the same thin only when thet blond lady did it they thout it was wunderful

then she talked some then she had some little skinny blone woman on
she musta been nemik she was so thin but they all seemed to like her
seemed like she had sumthin to do with one a them foreen cuntries like italy

then some gal came out a singing
well me n essie thought she was a deliverin a baby or somethin the way she was a carryin on but when she was done no baby but the crowd a people watchin jus went crazy clappin for her
still aint figured thet out

essie sed too they must not pay thet blonde ellen woman much money for doin her thin on the tv or she could get her some better shoes

w e didnt stay to see all of her i guess we dint understant her n her dancin n then they was talkin bout her better half and dagone it her better half was some woman

so we watchd old kojac shows thet was on
seems like we understood them better

with all them friends on her show seems like one o them would give her some money so she dont have to wear them old shoes

Oddie Park

me n old cal wernere was talking the other day bout ol odie park

odie took his check money thets the check we get each yer for not raisin crops and he took the geyhound bus to our capital city up in mid ohio there

he sed he went to one of them mcdonals things and to w windys n really liked them burgers and freys and thngs thet he got ther

when odie got back he was al riled up bout sellin them burgers n things so he talked with them gjuys with the old appalacha railroad bout usin their ol dep downtown thet they don use ahnymor

well they sed yes

an then odie use the rest of his money to buy a grill thing and a fryer an some tables an chairs and opened his own place to sell they burgers an frreys

wll u gotts member they aint a lot of people hear and them what is here aint got a lot of money to spen on thet stuff

odie did good for a while and then people jus stopped going in his place

well old ode got his eddiecation at the high school aat the county seet n thought he knew a lot bout sellin and stuff like that

so decided to reduce his prices n a few more people came in to his place

then it dropped off agin so odie dropped them more

well it finally got to wheree odie was losin money on everthin he sold but he was keepin busy

wasnt long though till he didnt have the money to pay for his gas a lectric

he was busy but it wernt working out

he was sellin all his burgers and freys at a loss

he went bellyup

kindee like them genral motors guys are a doing

only thet alabama president guy aint sendin odie no money to hep him out

dont seem fare

wonderin

we was talking up at they hospital bout how this feller from alabama is spendin all this money and how he got rid of thet guy from the genral motors caar plaace

we waz dtrying to figure out what he had to do with it

dhe culd jus go in an get rid of anybody i gess

now they is a given more dollars to them car places to hep em out

they has been in business for long time n they is goin bellyup

so they is duin somethin wrong

sos the guy from alabama is givne them more money to keep doin stuff thet made em bo belly up in the fust place no thet dont make sense is they gonna keep doin stuff wrong till they get it rite it jest seems like somethin is wrong there

some guy sed them car guys was losing money on ever car they sold now thet jus dont seem lkike good business to me

then essie sed that if they cut down on car sdales they wuld lose less money well thet axcturlly made sense to all of us i guess maybe they shuld try a duble price sale then they wuld make more money

wher is the president guy from alabama gettin all this money anyway

seems like he culd save a lot of money ifn he didnt fly round so much

i be back

i aint been able to be on hear for a while causin i took sick n they took me up to that college hospital in the state capital n worked on me reell good

they even let essie stay there too n her sister maud took care of the kids back home

the doctor man sed i had somethin clogged near my hart from etein too much pork n lard n stuff but the stuff they want me to eat aint in our stor back home

i am better though was able to chop wood a few days ago n not pass out

i am hopin to go to the grange hall next week an tend their meetin thats where i get to lern so much bout whats happened in the world n in this country of ourn

i am hopin that feller from alabama keeps spendin all thet money cause i want some of it to go too thet hospital up at the state capital

we got a paper the other day n it sez he is reely spending money he musta been reel rich afore he became the president to know how to spend all thet money corse hes from chicago an they has always been known for doin things

im gonna be sendin to my friend up ther in nerk more stuff to put on heer i type it on my portable royal n then essie takes it to the county library and somehow they send it to ol dooley up state there somehow and then he copies it puts it on heer

from justin